The only thing that can beat an impromptu art session
(That’s me, by the way)
Is a makeover.
“Okay, watch how I do it.”
“Now let’s see how this shade works on you in natural light.”
“Hmmm… what else do I have behind the counter that will flatter you? You need $10.00 more to get your free gift with purchase, ma’am.”
Country girls have to be ready for anything you know. You do not want to be caught without lipgloss just in case any cute farmboys happen to be around.